An English Primer

Here are some new English grammatical structures and expressions I've picked up from Shanghai.



Phyl and I 'submitted' ourselves to the technicians ... and we were most 'submissive' for the entire ride up to Sheshan in the 'case' ...



Next time tell I shall tell students that they cannot 'coming' to the staff room!



And I should tell them "No Louding" when I demand silence.